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THE WISE MAMAGEMENT LESSONS OF THE OLD OWL:
>Lesson #1
> > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing
> nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
>also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: "Sure,
> why not."
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
> sudden, a fox appeared, jumped the rabbit and ate it.
>
>Management Learning: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
> sitting very, very high up.
>
>
> Lesson #2
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
> to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
>energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
>the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
> dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
> first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, the
>he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
> proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by
> a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
>
> Management Learning: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
>keep you there.
>
> Lesson #3
>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
> bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
> there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird
> lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
>The Dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
>and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
> heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
> the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
>him out and ate him!
>
> Management Learning:
> 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
>
> Lesson #4
> The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went long,
> they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was
> walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the
> critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed
>some
>people that remarked,
>"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
> They decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people
> who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to
>ride.
>So they both rode the donkey! Now they passed some people that shamed
> them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy
>and man said they were probably right so they decided to carry the donkey.
>As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell
>into the
> river and drowned.
>
> Management Learning: If you try to please everyone, you will
> eventually lose your ass .
> >
[NOW GO IN PEACE, ABSORBING THE ABOVE WISDOM, SO YOU WILL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO ABSORB MORE WISDOM....NOW GO!!!]
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